LONGEVITY- Chapter 7- I feel a little sick to my stomach

 

Changsheng listened, and felt a bit dumbfounded at Feng Zhaobai's behavior. His partner had an explosive temper, he could have been suffering from prenatal depression. Naturally, he wanted to pamper him. It was true that he couldn’t fight back even if he wanted to. 

But the most important thing is Lu Shuiwu's intuition as a cultivator! 

Whenever a cultivator’s intuition sends out an alarm, it can't be taken lightly. 

 Chang Sheng is also a man who follows his instincts.

He has avoided his master's ass-kicking many times by relying on his intuition! 

So he believed in Lu Shuiwu's intuition! 

Chang Sheng asked the bird: "What do you think, Xiaoniao?" 

Xiao niao flapped its wings and said, "I don't understand the twists and turns of your human race." 

Changsheng took out a Qingming Talisman from his storage bag, and patted it Lu Shuiwu's chest with his palm. 

He then took out a few other talismans, such as a concentration talisman and a soul gathering talisman, all of which were related to the soul, and then slapped them at Lu Shui Wu.

Chang Sheng said: "Xiao Lu, I am too young to think of any way to help you, so now there is only one way. You should go through your memory again It would be best to remember from birth to the present, who are your parents, Where did you grow up, how did you meet Feng Zhaobai in the middle, why did you form a Taoist partner with him and when you entered the Lingtian Sect, you should try to remember it clearly. 

You know your own affairs best, as long as you think clearly, and then follow through with those side details, until you understand what you have done and when in exchange for verification then even if someone has really tampered with your memory, you can still find the loopholes yourself! There's always a gap, and the human mind is not that easy to fiddle with! Unless you do it yourself!"

"Are you saying that someone has tampered with my memory?" Lu Shuiwu was instantly filled with murderous intent. 

 Chang Sheng sighed: "You are stupid." 

Lu Shuiwu said angrily, "Don't think I can't hear you cursing around the corner!" 

Changsheng's eyes brightened, and he smiled: "You are so funny." 

Lu Shuiwu raised his hand, about to poke at Changsheng. 

Xiao niao said, "Don't, you're bullying my boss for being young and weak!”

Lu Shui Wu was furious. "How can he be so young and weak that he can overthrow three Jindans? I don't know what kind of old demons you are, but one of you has a good hand with golden talismans and the other has a cultivation so high that I can't even tell. I couldn't even dodge when he slapped the talisman. If this were a fiery golden talisman, I wouldn't know how many times I would have been blown up!”

Chang Sheng let out an "oh" and said with a smile, "I'm fast, I practiced it. Besides, if you don't move quickly in the talisman repair, you will be beaten to death before the talisman is issued." 

Lu Shuiwu: "Talisman cultivator? You said you were a sword cultivator!" 

Changsheng: "I am good at swordsmanship. I minor in formations and talismans. When I get the alchemy fire in the jindan stage, I will also cultivate alchemy and weapons. I am interested in everything, and I will definitely practice more and more in the future." 

"You are so unprofessional, does your master know that!" Lu Shuiwu had never seen such a person. 

"Does your master know that you are so inattentive in your training? Lu Shui Wu had never seen such a person before. 

Most cultivators on the mainland of Kyushu are dedicated to one thing, and they are usually very dedicated to it.

After all the only way to achieve enlightenment and gain the possibility of becoming an immortal was to understand the path one wanted to follow from the very beginning and focus on it.

"Of course the Venerable lord knows that! That's why the boss is often beaten by the Venerable!" Xiao niao sighed. "Apart from the Venerable lord, the second person in the whole Kyushu continent who was born with a sword body and was destined to cultivate swords actually liked playing with talisman and formations.

Lu Shuiwu choked repeatedly. 

What is that natural sword body! 

It's an extremely rare physique that can only be found once in a thousand years! 

If it takes a hundred years for a sword cultivator with a single spiritual root to achieve a jindan core, then it would only takes fifty years for a natural sword body to achieve it. 

If this natural swordsman body has a very powerful swordsman master who has already achieved the jindan at the age of 23 and is now at an unknown level then with a little bit of luck, his jindan will be achieved in 20 years ....

Hehe, turns out it is really possible to get it without dreaming. 

“The first time I saw you, I said, You're actually a demon cultivator, a reborn old demon. ......" 

You're only 15 years old, what can you do? You can even tell he has demonic energy in his stomach? 

Changsheng tilted his head. 

Xiao niao explained: "Seizing a body is a taboo spell, usually it is a demonic cultivator whose lifespan has been exhausted in order to prolong the life, The best way is to find fresh corpses, while the worst ones are to squeeze out the souls of the living and transfer their own souls to the bodies of others. 

A natural sword body like you, Boss, is coveted by many people. You have good physical aptitude, and you have potential at a young age. If they seize your house, they will have an unlimited future potential. It is possible to become an immortal directly after the tribulation period." 

Chang Sheng said, "But I am blind!" 

Xiao niao said: "Yes, I forgot you were blind!" 

Chang Sheng said: "And I'm weak." 

Xiao niao said: "Yes, you are still weak!" 

Such qualifications are to be discounted. But if you do the math, it's not a big deal. If the fact that there is a natural sword body known to have its own spiritual energy is discovered, there will still be many people who want to snatch it! 

Lu Shuiwu suddenly shook: "Wait, could Feng Zhaobai be an old demon who took the house and was reborn? After discussing this for so long, why didn't we think of it?”

"Hmm?” Changsheng also paused: "So you have a child with an old demon who was reborn... He still looks at your stomach lovingly all day long..."

Changsheng slowly grabbed Xiao niao and stroked the feather on its head. "I feel a little sick in my stomach. ...... What kind of a world is this? ... How old is the old devil... It's fine if a man gives birth to for man... Master's age is 400 if not 500......... giving birth to child of a 400 year old man......... I'm powerless Resist this kind of setting ah ......" 

The little bird spread its wings and hit Chang Sheng's face. "You are not allowed to speak indiscriminately about Your Honor! Even if Your Honor is a thousand years old, there are still people queuing up to birth him a son!" 

Changsheng: "You're right! You're all right!  I'm wrong? Wings hitting the face hurt! I'm your boss, next time don't hit me in the face with your wings or I'll hit you back, no mercy! Xiaotiao: "I am punishing you on behalf of the Venerable!" 

Chang Sheng: "You have a point Xiao niao!" 

Lu Shuiwu's face suddenly changed: "If he is really the old devil, that's bad, we've said his name several times! If he's powerful, he'll easily sense where we are and follow the trail to us!”

"Huh? Is he Voldemort? Kyushu also adopts this kind of setting? I thought this only happens in Harry Potter!" Chang Sheng looked at a loss. 

Lu Shuiwu spat, "I don't understand what you're talking about!" 

Chang Sheng: "It’s the same for me, I often can't understand what you are talking about!" 

As soon as the words left their mouths, the blood suddenly faded from Lu Shui Wu's face and Chang Sheng felt something strange. 

The sky above the cave was darkened and the mustard space was instantly so dark that you couldn't see your fingers, and a heavy pressure descended from the sky slowly, so heavy that everyone could barely breathe. 

" Shuiwu, you're being naughty again. ...... Why haven't you come home for two days in a row, I've been looking for you. ......"

The voice was so soft and seductive that it seemed to be everywhere, and when you listened to it, it felt like it went straight from your ears to your heart, making your heart itch, but you couldn't scratch it.

Changsheng listened, his heart straightened. 

As he listened to it, Changsheng's heart was in a frenzy. 

It was terrifying! 

The sound alone was terrifying! 

Voldemort is coming! 

Then Chang Sheng thought to himself ...... 

I wonder if he has a nose!  

The moment Lu Shuiwu heard Feng Zhaobai's voice, his natal magic weapon appeared in his hand. 

It was an iron fan, the bones of the fan were as bright as blood, and the fan body was clean and white, as soon as it was released, it flew out, resisting Feng Zhaobai's coercion. 

He was so discontented and suspicious of Feng Zhaobai because of his conversation with Changsheng that his face was dark, and his killing intent was so strong that Changsheng could feel it. 

Changsheng thought that this time it was over. Others fell in love and killed each other, but somehow he and Xiaoniao got involved. If he was not careful, they would lose their lives.

He dared not make a big move, but drew a few strokes in the air with his fingers and then slapped the word 'hidden' at Lu Shui Wu's body. 

The golden talismans attached to Lu Shui Wu's body instantly disappeared, each one diving into Lu Shui Wu's body.

Lu Shuiwu's eyes widened in surprise. 

Not everyone can manage the technique of drawing talismans in the air, but Gu Changsheng, a junior, is capable! 

Changsheng knew that Feng Zhaobai's cultivation level was much higher than his, so if he were to communicate with Lu Shuiwu in secret, he would be overheard, so he had to grab Lu Shuiwu's palm and write on his palm: "Retract your killing heart, you can't fight, wait for your chance!”

Lu Shuiwu raised his eyebrows, and said fearlessly: "What a joke, I can beat him?" 

Changsheng scratched his head, and wrote:” You don't want your life? That’s fine but my bird and I want ours!"Then he pinched Lu Shuiwu's hand heavily, expressing anger.

"Shuiwu, why is there someone hiding in your cave?" The voice outside was faint, as if it was a heartbroken eater. "The younger brothers said that you fell in love with a little foundation builder, but I didn't believe it at first. But it turned out to be true...you really broke my heart..." 

"So what if it's true! I, Lu Shuiwu, can do things I like ! You can’t control me!" Lu Shuiwu said angrily. 

"You and I have been together for so many years, and I have never changed my heart for you, and yet this is how you repay me." Feng Zhaobai said lightly: 

"If you like him, I'll kill him. Don't make trouble with me. I went out this time and managed to find a few rare thousand-year-old spiritual plants for you. I have handed them over to the Alchemy School for refining.. When it is completed, you can take it and our child can be born smoothly and your damaged body can also be repaired. 

Come out, will you? This is the only cave you have left, so don't let me break the restriction and enter. There are a lot of things going on in the sect recently, plus the child is about to be born, If this cave is destroyed, I won't be able to find another one for you to play with in a short time.

"Kill what! Gu Changsheng's life is mine, only I can move it!" Lu Shuiwu said angrily, "And who said that I will give birth to you! You don't know what you gave me! Changsheng said that..." 

"Hey, hey!" Chang Sheng immediately grabbed Lu Shuiwu's hand firmly. "Do you want to die!" 

Xiao niao's beak flicked out and made a "beep", drowning out Changsheng's words so that only Lu Shuifu could hear them. 

As soon as he was pinched by Changsheng, Lu Shuiwu came back to his senses. 

He took a look at Changsheng, and for some reason, at this time he felt that Changsheng was already pleasing to the eye after seeing him for a long time, and he felt uncomfortable when he heard Feng Zhaobai's words about killing Changsheng. 

Lu Shuiwu said: "Don't worry, I will protect you. If Feng Zhaobai dares to touch a single hair of your hair, I will stab him to death!" 

Changsheng was stunned for a moment, although he was a little moved, but most of all he was touched: "Are you sure that by saying that in front of your husband, you didn't mean to provoke him into a jealous rage, so that from now on, whenever he sees me or thinks of me, he will want to kill me?” 

Lu Shuiwu looked at Changsheng with disgust on his face: "Gu Changsheng, don't think that you are very important. Do you think you carry that much weight in my heart? I'm just saying that, you little foundation establishment stage, you're not even in my estimation, let alone Feng Zhaobai!" 

Changsheng said solemnly: "People must respect themselves and others will respect them. If I don't value myself, who else would value me?" 

Lu Shuiwu was stunned, and then had a little epiphany. When he came back to his senses, he found that his state of mind had improved a little, and he happily said to Changsheng: "Hey, little Changsheng, you said this well. People must respect themselves and others will respect them. Who taught you?" 

Changsheng tilted his head and thought for a while: "...forgot." Chinese textbook! Thanks to the national compulsory education, a Jindan cultivator suddenly had a good impression of him! 

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